Big Will's Stag Do.

#5
I'd obviously get him started down the mess. Shooting a few tins with and a few naked rumbles first.

Taxi then out. Obviously as Jo's is gone Pompey is out of the question so it will have to be GUZZ to finish in Jesters to add that touch of class. We'd add the fun of getting the taxi to go Whore baiting in Milbay first.

That would be the brief version of the runashore in Blighty.

The foreign run would be Krakow (spelling) where it's cheap beer, beautiful girls and guns.
 
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guestm

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#6
The man is meant to be a matelot. Therefore anything less than talinn, whores, drinking piss, fighting, cock jousting, shitting in shoes, deportation and theft is a fail.

If he subseguently fails to uphold these long established standards then he should be publically mocked for being, as my mother would put it, a whoopsy.
 
#7
tommo said:
I'd obviously get him started down the mess. Shooting a few tins with and a few naked rumbles first.

Taxi then out. Obviously as Jo's is gone Pompey is out of the question so it will have to be GUZZ to finish in Jesters to add that touch of class. We'd add the fun of getting the taxi to go Whore baiting in Milbay first.

That would be the brief version of the runashore in Blighty.

The foreign run would be Krakow (spelling) where it's cheap beer, beautiful girls and guns.


Don't think the Gestapo raincoats would go down too well there ! :(
 
#8
Flagdeck said:
tommo said:
I'd obviously get him started down the mess. Shooting a few tins with and a few naked rumbles first.

Taxi then out. Obviously as Jo's is gone Pompey is out of the question so it will have to be GUZZ to finish in Jesters to add that touch of class. We'd add the fun of getting the taxi to go Whore baiting in Milbay first.

That would be the brief version of the runashore in Blighty.

The foreign run would be Krakow (spelling) where it's cheap beer, beautiful girls and guns.


Don't think the Gestapo raincoats would go down too well there ! :(
It would add more fun to it!
 
#9
tommo said:
Flagdeck said:
tommo said:
I'd obviously get him started down the mess. Shooting a few tins with and a few naked rumbles first.

Taxi then out. Obviously as Jo's is gone Pompey is out of the question so it will have to be GUZZ to finish in Jesters to add that touch of class. We'd add the fun of getting the taxi to go Whore baiting in Milbay first.

That would be the brief version of the runashore in Blighty.

The foreign run would be Krakow (spelling) where it's cheap beer, beautiful girls and guns.


Don't think the Gestapo raincoats would go down too well there ! :(
It would add more fun to it!
Well,,, you did mention guns !
 
#10
You would have to make sure that he was adrift the next morning as well after going all night in just to round off whatever was organised.

Would you have to invite Charles as well??
 
#11
yamyamdabber said:
You would have to make sure that he was adrift the next morning as well after going all night in just to round off whatever was organised.

Would you have to invite Charles as well??[/quote]

No... just send him the bill :lol:
 
#12
Flagdeck said:
yamyamdabber said:
You would have to make sure that he was adrift the next morning as well after going all night in just to round off whatever was organised.

Would you have to invite Charles as well??[/quote]

No... just send him the bill :lol:
Happy days

He doesnt seem like the sort of bloke who would take part in naked mess and then piss in one of the duty lads bats
 

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#13
Charles on the stag? Can you imagine?

"So this all in lap dance m'dear. Is one entitled to shove ones pinky up your growler? Yeeeeessssss."
 
#18
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
The man is meant to be a matelot. Therefore anything less than talinn, whores, drinking piss, fighting, cock jousting, shitting in shoes, deportation and theft is a fail.

If he subseguently fails to uphold these long established standards then he should be publically mocked for being, as my mother would put it, a whoopsy.

I think you'll find His Royal Campness is a Crab, so "The Blue Oyster Club it is".

Pulled a cracker just to keep up the illusion like his uncle "Uniform wearing Walt" Eddy!!!! :D
 
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