Beware of Women

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Nutty, Nov 21, 2007.

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  1. This is what they will do to you.


    The evil way of WOMEN


    A married couple are driving along the road doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

    Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice,
    "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

    The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
    Increases her speed to 45mph.

    The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
    Out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
    Friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

    Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more
    Tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

    He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.

    Up to 60.

    "I want the car, too," he continues.

    Now 65 mph.

    "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards
    And the boat!"

    The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.

    This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

    The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice.

    "No, I've got everything I need," she says.

    "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

    Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to
    Him and smiles. "The airbag."

    Moral of the Story:

    Do not mess with women.



    Nutty
     
  2. :OMFG: Are wimmen really that dangerous??!!

    Perhaps the PO Stoker could enliken us all......?



    Reaches for tin helmet.....


    PS: Something for Slim to remind him of women's real purpose....... :biggrin:

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  3. haha
     
  4. Wish I'd thought of that when I got divorced! :thumright:
     
  5. Wot Plastic women? :dwarf:
     
  6. Barbie isn't plastic! She's just a bit stiff after a robust night of interfemale naked networking - the civvy woman equivalent of Royals bonding with each other. ;) The gloss is perspiration. The rigid nipples are a sign of a virile woman not needing a long cat nap after every crescendo.... like the male action sailor.... :dwarf:
     
  7. Almost on the subject,but have any of you ever tipped a rarey? I was driving through that very place today [tipperary ] and was struck by that possibility.I mean history will show that you can tip a wee hairy in Anniesland [or so I have been told ] or backscuttle a milf in Huddersfield but what opinon has the panel of judges got on tipping raries?
     
  8. Wow,what a doll :thumright:
     
  9. maybe these dolls are from Anniesland
     
  10. [quote="The_Jimmy]
    maybe these dolls are from Anniesland[/quote]

    Definitely Easterhouse for the one with the blue eyeliner, thats a dead give away the other wan is well know around Mulingavie,ask Thingy where he took the photo and you'll see.
     
  11. If it has Tits or tires, it will always work out expensive!
    Roofs
     
  12. Definitely Easterhouse for the one with the blue eyeliner, thats a dead give away the other wan is well know around Mulingavie,ask Thingy where he took the photo and you'll see.[/quote]

    Ah nae change in Glasgae then :dwarf:
     
  13. The "dolls" are both Rum Rationers, though I've been sworn to secrecy to protect their identities as they're worried that Slim will appear on their doorstep wielding a Box Brownie. :rendeer:
     
  14. Do they have all orifices working and degunged?
     

  15. Jez Thingy, do they make a camera just for pussy shots? Wow Vorsprung durch Technik indeed. :thumright:
     
  16. [​IMG][/quote]

    Plasbians?
     

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