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Better than a sh1t sandwich!

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Flags - there was no picture posted by me, merely a link to the Mail, which had a photo of a brown cake. So can you please make clear it is/was not me being put on the naughty step.
 

Sumo

War Hero
Should the quote be " Eat Shit & Die"
Have to agree with doc, whether it tastes like a cake it still looks like shit.
 

Dredd

War Hero
Super Moderator
I found the story quite refreshing.

Many's a time I have been presented with something that looked ok but turned out to taste like shit instead.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
I have to agree with Dredd, Drake galley used to have that off to a fine art! In the days when boats and ships alongside got muck on a truck at least there were no surprises, it looked shit, tasted shit and, in fact, was shit.
 

Sumo

War Hero
I found the story quite refreshing.

Many's a time I have been presented with something that looked ok but turned out to taste like shit instead.

Dredd even though I share your sentiment I must admit to a short fall in my life, I know what Shit smells like but have never knowingly eaten any, so you are on your own there mate? :puker:=D
 

Dredd

War Hero
Super Moderator
Dredd even though I share your sentiment I must admit to a short fall in my life, I know what Shit smells like but have never knowingly eaten any, so you are on your own there mate? :puker:=D

Then again, maybe not . . .

Urban Dictionary: rimming

Not necessarily for me though, although I have been close from time to time. You know what they say "Q. Why are keeping secrets and cunnilingus the same thing? A - One slip of the tongue and you're in the sh1t!"
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Flags - there was no picture posted by me, merely a link to the Mail, which had a photo of a brown cake. So can you please make clear it is/was not me being put on the naughty step.

Flags was naughty and posted a picture that was boderline. His time on the naughty step has now expired.
 

Flagdeck

War Hero
Yes, I knew it wasn't me 'cos I'm a GOOD boy.....................


Whos got a VG supr then ?.......teacher's pet !!!......:toothy7:
 
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