Best Whore house

#1
Right, I too have had enough of the gash topics so I'll have a stab at starting this one because I'm bored. And don't any of you snaggy fcukers deny having a favorite.

What's the best whore house in the world? I like Blue Moon in Montevideo, you handpick your goods and then get a room with a karaoke set and sofas with a waiter service. Once your drunk as fcuk and run out of songs to sing they drive you off to a hotel, genius. You get free nibbles if you go back as a familiar face too. Happy days.
 
#3
Black Angus in San Juan. Tip top whore house. Cheap wets, pretty girls, invariably get pick pocketed and then if you are really lucky they mistake you for a septic when you leave the joint and then zip your back with a machette.

Fcucking good run!

IDOITDEEPER
 
#4
The Big C was shut in Belize, so we found another one. Unfortunately I was too pissed to get the name.

There were lots of kids of varying hues running about, much to our amazement. We didn't fancy any of the whores, as they looked well worn, so the four of us asked one how much it would be to take us all on at once, but she thought we were too perverted and told us to fcuck off.
Honestly, I ask you!

Anyway, one of the lads picked a fight with a bunch of Rockapes,so we joined in on their side when they decided to give him a spanking, as he deserved it for his cheek.

Good run!
 
#5
IDOITDEEPER said:
Black Angus in San Juan. Tip top whore house. Cheap wets, pretty girls, invariably get pick pocketed and then if you are really lucky they mistake you for a septic when you leave the joint and then zip your back with a machette.

Fcucking good run!

IDOITDEEPER
Ditto^ until it burned down, then it was Joe's by the main gate...:)
Then there's the mini hotel in St Thomas, or as we used to tell the cabby in Acapulco..."uuup theeee hilllll", to a government run institution, had to wait for the traffic light at the main entrance to turn green...Lol
 

Ueshiba

Lantern Swinger
#8
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Right, I too have had enough of the gash topics so I'll have a stab at starting this one because I'm bored. And don't any of you snaggy fcukers deny having a favorite.

What's the best whore house in the world? I like Blue Moon in Montevideo, you handpick your goods and then get a room with a karaoke set and sofas with a waiter service. Once your drunk as fcuk and run out of songs to sing they drive you off to a hotel, genius. You get free nibbles if you go back as a familiar face too. Happy days.
Raul's Rose Garden, APC Belize. Sunk to the nuts, for a cheap digital watch. :money:
 
#12
Island Girls, Barrio Barrito, The Phillipines. Excellent bar in front, nice girls in the back ( so I heard) and a waterfront location!
 

wet_blobby

War Hero
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#15
Whore house?? There was a whole village dedicated to the art in curaceo, I think it was state run as well, for people to "pay back" money owed to the govt. Cant remember what it was called though....never having gone there obviously.
 

Achmed

Lantern Swinger
#16
Rattlesnake Dubai

Classroom 1 & 2 Pataya

Pataya.

Mumbai...Lots of nice run Ghetto hotel knocking shops, cheap as fcuk and some nice looking bints as well.

Seaview hotel, Dubai

The legend that is the York, Dubai

The Whole of vietnam.

Marselles. not so cheap french ho's some stuna's mind
 

Achmed

Lantern Swinger
#20
brigham600 said:
You mean you have to PAY for sex? :)
With this method you know what you are getting, look Paul McCartney...he could have had thousands of goodlooking Hookers for what he's going to pay Heather Mills............perhaps brigham you ve paid for it and dont realise it :tp:
 

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