As the standing of the RN is at all time low at the moment, lets show our resolve and bring it lower: Float test: Fuses for starting the engines of an aircraft carrier (mothballed). My goodbye present to the RN Stolen: Didn't mean to! Took a lifejacket home to show my dad, came back from on the piss and found he had cut it up for the strap! (He was even stranger than me). Lost: A water bottle, but the form said 'Lost-Armament' - so I told everyone I had lost an SA-80 - lots of street cred. Disclaimer to police / journos - all this is made up and simply written to look hard to my on-line chums.