Ex-matelot part timing in an Orange call centre was getting a hard
time off the female supervisor (he'd brought a flask of coffee in for
She was going off on one, spouting H&S, scalding, spilling on keyboards
and other mundane bollocks when he decided enough was enough and
sort of stopped her dead with the nice matloesque put-down:
"Oh for f**ks sake.....STOW YOUR TITS WOMAN AND GO AND TAKE YOUR FACE FOR A SHIT!"