Best pissed off/ threaders line

#2
You`ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.

Do I look like I give a shit?

Or the one my Grandad used, tame, "Well, I`ll go to the foot of our stairs!" :?
 

R12_CV

Lantern Swinger
#5
'Hang on, I've got something for you...' *reaches into pocket and produces 2 x fingers*

or, heard years ago from a scouser...

'Hope yer balls turn to oxo cubes; an all yer kids are beef!'
 
#18
Ex-matelot part timing in an Orange call centre was getting a hard
time off the female supervisor (he'd brought a flask of coffee in for
himself).
She was going off on one, spouting H&S, scalding, spilling on keyboards
and other mundane bollocks when he decided enough was enough and
sort of stopped her dead with the nice matloesque put-down:

"Oh for f**ks sake.....STOW YOUR TITS WOMAN AND GO AND TAKE YOUR FACE FOR A SHIT!"

Shift was one short that evening.
 
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