best one liners

wet_blobby

War Hero
Moderator
#1
Watching "life on Mars" always has me in stitches over the lines that DCI Gene Hunt comes out with, last nights classic line when questioned how throughly he'd investigated a case was "I've come at this from more angles than Linda Lovelace"....Classic, anyone know any more class one liners?
 

carlm

Lantern Swinger
#6
“When I've got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along.†:mrgreen:

“This city has two great teams - Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.â€


“If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards.â€


“Above all, I would like to be remembered as a man who was selfless, who strove and worried so that others could share the glory, and who built up a family of people who could hold their heads up high and say, 'We're Liverpool'.â€


“If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains.â€


Bill Shankly what a legend
 
#19
3. All generalisations are false, including this one.

4. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Finally, and most apposite:

5. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

:grin:
 

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