Best Nicknames

What are the best nicknames you've come across in the Mob? My starters for 10:

A rather large Wren was affectionately known as 'Buttercup.' She thought that this was sweet but never realised the name originated from the fact that, when going through a kidney hatch, she could only get one buttock-up at a time! :lol:

The other (my personal fave) was for a METOC. This guy was the biggest Black-catter I've known - even used to try and tell the Skipper what's what. He was known as the 'Five-caster' - like a forecaster, but obviously one better! 8O
 
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My nicknames were as follows;

Wacko Jacko – obv. Reasons there

Action – Came back from a night out in pompie and decided that I was going to jump every bush, climb any tree, get stuck, fall out and instead of using my block’s door I used the window’s available.

JoJo – in reference to my middle name

Jeff – Something to do with changing initials round and a certain bootie :wink: best not to ask though!

Womble – because I used to go round asking if any one had seen the womble’s, whistle singing the theme tune (this could lead to my wacko nickname)

BJ – and no, not because of the dirty reason but my initials were, well, arrange in a provocative way 8O

I’ll get my coat now 8)
 
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There was a lass I went through training with, nick named he Nails. Not because being a Jock she was hard as nails but because she linked scratching the feck out of any male’s back whilst doing the dirty business. And when I mean scratching, I mean scarring :wink:
 

UncleAlbert

War Hero
Beware anyone especially Canadians calling you “Kipper,â€
He may be smiling but the meaning is “Two faced b`stard, with no gutsâ€
 

Ratrat

Lantern Swinger
UncleAlbert said:
Beware anyone especially Canadians calling you “Kipper,â€
He may be smiling but the meaning is “Two faced b`stard, with no gutsâ€

The Aussies call us that - dates back to some obscure battle (I am sure that a Rum Ration member will enlighten me)
 

andym

War Hero
We had a chef join up with us and he was called Bloodclot.He had a fecking huge spot which bled up his right nostril.when we all departed for part 2 training we went to Dryad a year later for the Olympiad and guess who was serving up!Bloddclot!And the fecker was still there!LOL
 

D108

Badgeman
I was called Bogey and whilst I new every person with my surname was called that no one could tell me why
 

ex_wasp_L2

Lantern Swinger
When I joined up in the very late 70's we had a chef by the name of Batman his best mate was (and I kid not) was a lad called Robin with names like that they had to be best of mates. When I worked in Indusry we had an engineer that no-one liked (I suspect he didnt even like himself) who we called the SFF short for Short (coz he was) Fat (coz he was)Fcuker(coz he was)
 

Oberons_Knob

Midshipman
In my current job as a plod we had a chief inspector who was known throughtout the force by the same name. Even the Chief Constable was heard to shout one day "Where is Testicle Ted"? Nobody quite knew where the name came from but it stuck. He's since moved to another force, perhaps to get away from the name.
 

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