Best letter of complaint ever......

#8
A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING
Ah, the author has tried the scran at Raleigh!

Richard…. What is that white stuff? It looked like it was going to be yoghurt. It finally dawned on me what it was after staring at it. It was a mixture between the Baaji custard and the Mustard sauce. It reminded me of my first week at university. I had overheard that you could make a drink by mixing vodka and refreshers. I lied to my new friends and told them I’d done it loads of times. When I attempted to make the drink in a big bowl it formed a cheese Richard, a cheese. That cheese looked a lot like your baaji-mustard.
See, this is what happens when you don't listen to advice properly............you put a refresher in a lasses mouth whilst she is giving you head.....................it then forms the white creamy stuff :wink:
 
#9
Jenny_Dabber said:
See, this is what happens when you don't listen to advice properly............you put a refresher in a lasses mouth whilst she is giving you head.....................it then forms the white creamy stuff :wink:
Ah is this the voice of experience? :oops:
 
#11
slim said:
Jenny_Dabber said:
See, this is what happens when you don't listen to advice properly............you put a refresher in a lasses mouth whilst she is giving you head.....................it then forms the white creamy stuff :wink:
Ah is this the voice of experience? :oops:
TAXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :oops:
 
#12
It could be worse he could be like that chap who had the contents of three meals over his head when when we hit bad turbulence. The trolley dolly was besides herself with worry!

I returned to college to improve my English.

When asked what would I like to specialise in I informed them.

Letter's of complaint!! That tickled the other half!
 
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