Best letter of complaint ever......

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  1. Submitted to Richard Branson by a disgruntled punter, my personal highlight:

    "It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING."

  2. Remind me never to fly Virgin, especially if heading via India.


  3. It made me chuckle :lol:
  4. Class, sheer class. I wish I could complain like that, without resorting to insults and sweary words.
  5. Well this certainly put a smile on my face!
  6. "It's your hamster Richard" :D :D :D
  7. What a fantastic letter. I absolutely cracked up. :lol:
  8. Ah, the author has tried the scran at Raleigh!

    See, this is what happens when you don't listen to advice put a refresher in a lasses mouth whilst she is giving you then forms the white creamy stuff :wink:
  9. Ah is this the voice of experience? :oops:
  10. Cracking letter!
  12. It could be worse he could be like that chap who had the contents of three meals over his head when when we hit bad turbulence. The trolley dolly was besides herself with worry!

    I returned to college to improve my English.

    When asked what would I like to specialise in I informed them.

    Letter's of complaint!! That tickled the other half!

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