Best dear john dits

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Sparrowhawk01, Nov 20, 2008.

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  1. I was reminded of a dit i read years ago in the Gollies falklands turnover log. the dear John went like this:-
    Dear John,
    You have ben away from home some 6 months now and in that time I have been unfaithful to you twice. I think it would be unfair for you to come home thinking every thing was ok. Please send back the photo i sent you.
    We will always be freinds.

    So John, not to be seen off, clears the gronk board of phots and sends them all to Julie with a note " Sorry luv, cant remeber which one you are. please take your photo and send the rest back to me. Ta." :thumright:
  2. :lol:
    That made my morning a bit better - I think I can last the day now
  3. That's good dit :D
  4. Sounds like a NAAFI queue dit to me. Heard it before
  5. I never did send hi the rest of the phots back :thumright:
  6. Why would she ask for the photo back?
  7. Jenny pleaaaase return the photos. I need a souvenir of my days experimenting with women... ;)

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