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StixJimboRM said:
How about this one?


But who reads it out to them?

Social W**ker? Probation Officer? ASBO Brief? 'Uman Rites Counsellor?

I shall send my Burberry Linining (sans Pee Doo and buttons) back to HM Gubbermint in protest.

Digusted, of Baffins Bridge.


Portlingseaside.

PS A Nice Mrs you have there, W'enda. Or she was last commish...
 

Blackrat

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#6
Do you think a jury would look on me with sympathy if i went on a random chav hunting spree with a bowie knife, a jerrycan of petrol and some matches? (Assuming i got caught of course)
 

witsend

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#7
Blackrat said:
Do you think a jury would look on me with sympathy if i went on a random chav hunting spree with a bowie knife, a jerrycan of petrol and some matches? (Assuming i got caught of course)
Since we're exempt from jury duty, best you start watching the death wish series of flicks.

I would vote for you!!!!
 

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#8
witsend said:
Blackrat said:
Do you think a jury would look on me with sympathy if i went on a random chav hunting spree with a bowie knife, a jerrycan of petrol and some matches? (Assuming i got caught of course)
Since we're exempt from jury duty, best you start watching the death wish series of flicks.

I would vote for you!!!!
Wits. I would welcome you input on the chav thread i have just started. I think i may run for Parliament.
 

witsend

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#9
Blackrat said:
witsend said:
Blackrat said:
Do you think a jury would look on me with sympathy if i went on a random chav hunting spree with a bowie knife, a jerrycan of petrol and some matches? (Assuming i got caught of course)
Since we're exempt from jury duty, best you start watching the death wish series of flicks.

I would vote for you!!!!
Wits. I would welcome you input on the chav thread i have just started. I think i may run for Parliament.
Once again I feel compelled to put down my tin of special brew and reply, the force is strong with you brown one. I have already been on google maps and have an plan of which doors to knock on. Once your in, can you claim for 4 tins per week and a bottle of buckie, put down as socializing with the constituents.
 
#10
Blackrat said:
witsend said:
Blackrat said:
Do you think a jury would look on me with sympathy if i went on a random chav hunting spree with a bowie knife, a jerrycan of petrol and some matches? (Assuming i got caught of course)
Since we're exempt from jury duty, best you start watching the death wish series of flicks.

I would vote for you!!!!
Wits. I would welcome you input on the chav thread i have just started. I think i may run for Parliament.
Can we see your manifesto, innit bruv

http://www.chavscum-resurrection.co.uk/forum/

Chavscum RR?
 
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