Best Chav Magazines

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  1. How about this one?

  2. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Crackin periodical; did you see the advert on page 7?

  3. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    North of the border for all you future submariners they are called NED's (non educated delinquent). Translation for free.
  4. But who reads it out to them?

    Social W**ker? Probation Officer? ASBO Brief? 'Uman Rites Counsellor?

    I shall send my Burberry Linining (sans Pee Doo and buttons) back to HM Gubbermint in protest.

    Digusted, of Baffins Bridge.


    PS A Nice Mrs you have there, W'enda. Or she was last commish...
  5. Recipees from a Jockinese Cook Book include Tart'an Custard

  6. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Do you think a jury would look on me with sympathy if i went on a random chav hunting spree with a bowie knife, a jerrycan of petrol and some matches? (Assuming i got caught of course)
  7. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Since we're exempt from jury duty, best you start watching the death wish series of flicks.

    I would vote for you!!!!
  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Wits. I would welcome you input on the chav thread i have just started. I think i may run for Parliament.
  9. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Once again I feel compelled to put down my tin of special brew and reply, the force is strong with you brown one. I have already been on google maps and have an plan of which doors to knock on. Once your in, can you claim for 4 tins per week and a bottle of buckie, put down as socializing with the constituents.
  10. Can we see your manifesto, innit bruv

    Chavscum RR?

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