Belfing. Yep, its a word. Well, it is now....

drewfester

Lantern Swinger
#2
Had to check the date there! What the F is going on? How big will Kim "Look at me I'm thick as shit" Kardasacrash need her belie stick, will it be on the moon?
Can you imagine all these fat mongs who think they are gods gift posting pictures of there massive fat arses?
I think I'm going to go and poke my eyes out with a stick now :):)
 

PedlarP

Lantern Swinger
#3
Had to check the date there! What the F is going on? How big will Kim "Look at me I'm thick as shit" Kardasacrash need her belie stick, will it be on the moon?
Can you imagine all these fat mongs who think they are gods gift posting pictures of there massive fat arses?
I think I'm going to go and poke my eyes out with a stick now :):)
Kimmy could use some pussers maskers to tape her phone onto the end of this piece of bent pipe

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Or, if that's not big enough to go around her massive bootie she could try this...

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#10
Is it just me that wants to see Jeremy Beadle as the TV pitch man for this product??
"Got a wanking claw and cant get a good selfie?? Belfie, the arm for those who have none. Or T-Rex ones."
 
#16
You never know; under all that blubber there could be a flange like a mouses earhole!
But that flange could be a tight fold of flesh , always best to ask the fat birds to fart and give you a clue , oh and don't forget a piece of chalk to mark where you left off.
 

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