My youngest nephew (he is eight) is approaching legend status in my eyes. There is nothing i like better than taking him round the shops as he keeps me amused. That, and the fact he looks so cute that he is a vaginal lodestone. All the fit women come up and chat to me saying things like "He's soooo cute" and "Isn't he lovely?". If only they knew. The other day, i took him with me as i was going to get some kit from the shops. We had walked around 100 metres and during that distance he said the following about various people: "Excuse me fat lady" "Cor. look at her massive boobs" "Here comes a Dalek" (In reference to someone in a motorised wheelchair) "That man smells of wee" "That lady has a hairy face" All of the above were said in an extremely loud voice and guess what? Not one person took offence. I am now tempted to get him to say the things i am thinking just to see peoples reactions. Does anyone else have some classic childrens phrases they wish to share?