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Being a teacher....how does that work then?

I need a bit of advice please fellas...and ladies..

I have been sort of appointed the new training Guru for new drivers, this is somewhat farcical. It stems from me being one of the only drivers to get out of the bush up a very frozen and slippy mud track, the fellas with all the shiny powerful trucks with tyres you can adjust the air in etc failed and I tootled up, rocked on and kept going with no special kit fitted to the truck.

Trouble is I'd had a few sherberts the night before, couldn't be arrsed with being clever with 45 ton of truck and fancy gear changing at 4 a.m so was in cruise control and generally loafing. This has somehow turned into mega driving knowledge, so, how do I polish a turd?

Editted to add..I was in cruise control not the truck...
 

WreckerL

War Hero
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FFS you're an ex-bootie, this is just like Seenoff and the bint he's bonking........ you just bullshit for Britain (or Oz).

When they still can't do it, you take the p1ss out of them and go for ritual public humiliation.
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
wet_blobby said:
how do I polish a turd?

I always thought this was not possible and used to resort to dipping my turds in glitter.

However I recently discovered this:
 
According to 2DD you cant polish aturd but you can dip it in glitter.
However I got the old dremel out to dispel this theory and am now scraping said turd off the garage wall :oops: (I was lashed at the time)
 
Therein lies the problem ....I'd had a few sherberts.....

Not drunk by a long stretch but just not paying attention, I was on auto pilot nursing a bit of " convoy"
 
OOOhhhh dont....There's already sad spotters out there that take photos of us as we drive merrily bye.....I find it strange a photo of my truck hasn't appeared on their website yet with a hand hanging out of the window doing the universal one finger hello. :twisted:
 

seenoffteefcuk

War Hero
WreckerL said:
FFS you're an ex-bootie, this is just like Seenoff and the bint he's bonking........ you just bullshit for Britain (or Oz).

When they still can't do it, you take the p1ss out of them and go for ritual public humiliation.

No truer words spoken
 
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