Being a does that work then?

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  1. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I need a bit of advice please fellas...and ladies..

    I have been sort of appointed the new training Guru for new drivers, this is somewhat farcical. It stems from me being one of the only drivers to get out of the bush up a very frozen and slippy mud track, the fellas with all the shiny powerful trucks with tyres you can adjust the air in etc failed and I tootled up, rocked on and kept going with no special kit fitted to the truck.

    Trouble is I'd had a few sherberts the night before, couldn't be arrsed with being clever with 45 ton of truck and fancy gear changing at 4 a.m so was in cruise control and generally loafing. This has somehow turned into mega driving knowledge, so, how do I polish a turd?

    Editted to add..I was in cruise control not the truck...
  2. Teach them exactly how you did it. Including getting them to hang out their arses :lol:
  3. FFS you're an ex-bootie, this is just like Seenoff and the bint he's bonking........ you just bullshit for Britain (or Oz).

    When they still can't do it, you take the p1ss out of them and go for ritual public humiliation.
  4. I always thought this was not possible and used to resort to dipping my turds in glitter.

    However I recently discovered this:
  5. According to 2DD you cant polish aturd but you can dip it in glitter.
    However I got the old dremel out to dispel this theory and am now scraping said turd off the garage wall :oops: (I was lashed at the time)
  6. Also , as to the headline, you dont often see "teacher" and "work" in the same sentance
  7. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Therein lies the problem ....I'd had a few sherberts.....

    Not drunk by a long stretch but just not paying attention, I was on auto pilot nursing a bit of " convoy"
  8. Will Mr September be bringing an apple along for Sir?
  9. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I'ts looking likley... :p
  10. Verily, in the Land of the Blind the one eyed man is King.
    Shall we call you Truckin' Guru or Obi Wan? :lol:

    PS Here's some Logging Porn for you. :wink:
  11. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    OOOhhhh dont....There's already sad spotters out there that take photos of us as we drive merrily bye.....I find it strange a photo of my truck hasn't appeared on their website yet with a hand hanging out of the window doing the universal one finger hello. :twisted:
  12. No truer words spoken

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