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Beer is good for you?

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
 

brigham600

War Hero
So thats how Higs managed to make love to all those French tarts then. Plied them with white wine and Kronenburg. :)
 

fishmiester

Banned
As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One
afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his
buddy Norm. Here’s how it went:

“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.â€
 

dondon

MIA
Been there , nice one Higs , memories , I'm off to the club now to get led astray , or laid astray , whatever :?
 
Beer Study


Scientists for Health Canada suggest that the results of a recent study strongly suggests the presence of female hormones in beer
and further suggests that men should take a look at their beer consumption.The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

The test was conducted with 100 men each fed 8 pints of beer within a one hour period . Observations were
100% gained weight
80 % talked excessively without making sense
50% became overly emotional
60% couldn't drive
75% failed to think rationally
50% argued over nothing
20% sat down to urinate --the other 80 % should have :lol:
60% couldn't perform sexually
and 90% refused to apologise or adnit they were at all wrong.

No further tests are planned

There ya go then :lol: :lol:
 
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