beer goggles!!

[brazenhussy]

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

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[ianthesmudger]

Just like a night out in Southsea!...

 

[Maxi_77]

No they never looked that good in Southsea, even after that many beers.

 

[silverfox]

you can drink them pretty, but you can't drink them thin

And Lord knows I've tried hard enough......

 

[BootneckYank]

From a shriveled up old slag, to Britney Spears..
More of a lateral move, I'd say. Especialy now that Brit is bald, and psychotic.

 

[wet_blobby]

I have had some horrendous beer goggle moments in my time, always managed to muster the strenght for one last go in the morning though..

 

[Backpacker1uk]

Was always the golden rule pick the ugliest in the watering hole. When she looks desirable time to leave.

 

[Lingyai]

My worst beer goggle episode was when I woke up and found out I had promised to take the sea hag (who looked lovely the night before), onto my ship for navy days. Still, the state I was in after that session, maybe she was the one who was embarrased.... Nah!

 

[krip2454]

Does the old custom of hanging a 'boot board' in the mess still prevail?

For all you 'skins' who don't know what I am gibbering about, a 'boot board' was a gallery of the worst gronks picked up by mess members. It was usually topped up after a grab a granny night at the Mecca in Pompey.

 

[brigham600]

Reminds of that old classic quote...

Beer, invented to enable ugly fat people to get laid.

That woman at the beginning of that clip was a heroin addict and the article was in the UK papers a couple of years ago. It showed her before she became addicted to heroin as a beautiful young girl and then the end picture as seen at start of clip, following several years of abuse. Such a shame really and just goes to show what that stuff does to the human body.

 

[Lingyai]

Does the old custom of hanging a 'boot board' in the mess still prevail?

For all you 'skins' who don't know what I am gibbering about, a 'boot board' was a gallery of the worst gronks picked up by mess members. It was usually topped up after a grab a granny night at the Mecca in Pompey.

I know it as a gronk board

 

[dondon]

I've had a few horrors in the past , I seem to have got very fussy now , :wink:

 

[Jimmy_Green]

I'd settle for a few horrors now! :shock:

 

[kingoftwigs]

The trouble is they are all the same horrors, I've lost count of all my 'spunk brothers'!

 

[dondon]

I'd settle for a few horrors now! :shock:

PMSL , :grin: ,

 

[NZ_Bootneck]

Got to love the gronks of the world its better than wanking, that why the Doggie position was invented.

 

[slim]

When I was a sprog my chief told me that there is no such thing as an ugly woman, some are just more attractive than others. My chief was a chief wafu so must have told me the truth. So I can truthfully say that I have never been out with an ugly woman.
He also told me that all reggies were bstds!
See wafu CPOs always tell the truth.

 

[Land_Locked]

They all need lovin.......just some need it more than others!