If I was serving out there and they sent that overpaid, over dressed, over rated O2 thief to "cheer me up", they would have to sedate me to stop me smacking him in his smug gob. And everyone else who was involved.
And anyone who thought this was a good idea, or was involved in organising it, is a cnut too.
Do "they" really think this sort of shit is worthwhile?
David, you're not in the England squad, but I have a plan to keep the PR machine rolling and keep you in the public eye, we'll nip out to Afghanistan, that will make sure that the attention is still on you.