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Beautiful women can be bad for your health, scientist

NotmeChief

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Just five minutes alone with an attractive female raise the levels of cortisol, the body's stress hormone, according to a study from the University of Valencia.

The effects are heightened in men who believe that the woman in question is "out of their league".

Telegraph
 
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angrydoc

Guest
Balls.

Your cortisol level rises all by itself at about 0400-0500 every day, as well as at any stage when you get a shock or are under pressure, or doing phys.

Badly drawn conclusions.
 

NotmeChief

Banned
angrydoc said:
Balls.

Your cortisol level rises all by itself at about 0400-0500 every day, as well as at any stage when you get a shock or are under pressure, or doing phys.

Badly drawn conclusions.

Is that the 'Golden Hour'?
 
'The effects are heightened in men who believe that the woman in question is "out of their league".'

No woman is out of my league and therefore I am the epitome of health.
 
So, looking at this from another angle, beer is actually fantastic for you and helps combat stress. 8 pints and everyone is attractive and no-ones out of your league. Sorted.

Do I qualify for a grant to prove my theory?
 

Gombear

War Hero
officerlog said:
'The effects are heightened in men who believe that the woman in question is "out of their league".'

No woman is out of my league and therefore I am the epitome of health.

All women are out of my league. That's why I'm such a f***ng wreck!
 

X.R.D

War Hero
NotmeChief said:
angrydoc said:
Balls.

Your cortisol level rises all by itself at about 0400-0500 every day, as well as at any stage when you get a shock or are under pressure, or doing phys.

Badly drawn conclusions.

Is that the 'Golden Hour'?

Or golden shower depending on how many wets you have had the night before!!!
 
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