I wonder if every arse is different, like fingerprints? If so I can see the local constabulary arse printing all suspects. "Excuse me sir/madam I would like you to assist me with our enquirees, Kindly........................"
I'm not into sports very much - you rarely see my favourite sport on terrestrial anyway (Tour de France) but I did enjoy seeing Adrian when he used to present Working Lunch on TV. He was the only announcer on a finance/business related programme who has actually made the subject interesting and understandable. Shame about the poo, its funny in a way but I can sympathise in this area as an unknown person left something of that ilk in my house several years ago, so I do know how nasty it is.