A women slips naked in her bathroom does the splits & ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny. Her husband tries but can't budge her so calls his mate who says: I'll go get a hammer, we can break tiles and lift her. "The husband says: "Ok i'll lick her ear & play with her tits while ur gone. "Why? says his mate. The husband replies: "If I can get her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are ******* cheaper.