Bathroom Light

#1
My mother called me up yesterday and said that dad had just had his annual medical. The doctor had spoken to her and said what good shape he was in - he also mentioned that dad had told him that there was an automatic light that came on when he went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and went off automatically when he finished peeing.

Mum sounded really depressed when she realised that he was pissing in her fridge again :thumright:

RM
 
#4
Bergen said:
My mother called me up yesterday and said that dad had just had his annual medical. The doctor had spoken to her and said what good shape he was in - he also mentioned that dad had told him that there was an automatic light that came on when he went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and went off automatically when he finished peeing.

Mum sounded really depressed when she realised that he was pissing in her fridge again :thumright:

RM
Bergs, I love you but 'sick, sick puppy' comes to mind?
 
#5
:biggrin: :thumright: Nice one bergs!!

Nearly as bad as when I came home pissed, threw my dirty socks down the toilet and pissed in the laundry basket!! :biggrin:

Edited to add: This really happened!! o_O
 
#8
We've all done it , not recently mind , way back in the 70s , fxxxxxxxxg hell a few stories to tell there . :salut: :sleepy1:
 
#13
:toilet: (pissing in her fridge)
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Had a mate on the Fearless who used to get wankered down the pub and then crawl home to his loving wife who was often woken up by a warm wet feeling over her face with the sound of running water ................... would be my mate pissing all over her failing to have got himself to the heads. Needless to say, they are now well divorced. Can't see the problem myself ! :rendeer:
 
#17
_Artemis_ said:
aussiepint said:
Jarhead said:
only thing that stops women from peeing in their laundry baskets is they can't do it while standing up.
that is so bloody wrong!! god, I need to pee??
Oh yes they can:

Linky
The crap that they invent, what normal woman is going to whip that out at the side of the moterway and take a leak. Give me a bush to hide behind anyday (much more ladylike ..LOL)
 
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