Bathroom Light

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  1. Bergen

    Bergen Supporter - ADC

    My mother called me up yesterday and said that dad had just had his annual medical. The doctor had spoken to her and said what good shape he was in - he also mentioned that dad had told him that there was an automatic light that came on when he went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and went off automatically when he finished peeing.

    Mum sounded really depressed when she realised that he was pissing in her fridge again :thumright:

  2. dondon

    dondon New member

    Ah Bless , lol, good one bergen ,
  3. Jarhead

    Jarhead New member

    an oldie but goodie bergs
  4. aussiepint

    aussiepint New member

    Bergs, I love you but 'sick, sick puppy' comes to mind?
  5. watch_and_shoot

    watch_and_shoot New member

    :biggrin: :thumright: Nice one bergs!!

    Nearly as bad as when I came home pissed, threw my dirty socks down the toilet and pissed in the laundry basket!! :biggrin:

    Edited to add: This really happened!! o_O
  6. aussiepint

    aussiepint New member

    again I say 'sick, sick puppy'...
  7. watch_and_shoot

    watch_and_shoot New member

    In my defence, I am Jockanese!! :thumright:
  8. dondon

    dondon New member

    We've all done it , not recently mind , way back in the 70s , fxxxxxxxxg hell a few stories to tell there . :salut: :sleepy1:
  9. Jarhead

    Jarhead New member

    come on pinta, you've never done anything stupid but not immediately harmful while pissed?
  10. dondon

    dondon New member

    Course she has , never lived if you haven't , character building .
  11. aussiepint

    aussiepint New member

    Maybe logging on while drunk...?
  12. Jarhead

    Jarhead New member

    only thing that stops women from peeing in their laundry baskets is they can't do it while standing up.

    HORNBLOWER Supporters - GCM

    :toilet: (pissing in her fridge)
    Had a mate on the Fearless who used to get wankered down the pub and then crawl home to his loving wife who was often woken up by a warm wet feeling over her face with the sound of running water ................... would be my mate pissing all over her failing to have got himself to the heads. Needless to say, they are now well divorced. Can't see the problem myself ! :rendeer:
  14. aussiepint

    aussiepint New member

    that is so bloody wrong!! god, I need to pee??
  15. Jarhead

    Jarhead New member

  16. _Artemis_

    _Artemis_ New member

    Oh yes they can:
  17. michelle_Sheffield

    michelle_Sheffield New member

    The crap that they invent, what normal woman is going to whip that out at the side of the moterway and take a leak. Give me a bush to hide behind anyday (much more ladylike ..LOL)
  18. NZ_Bootneck

    NZ_Bootneck War Hero

    Shurely shome mishtake, my dear Hic.

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