Barrymore straight? My Arse!

1.Has he found out that a womans snatch is far more aromatic than a mans?[well some women but not all that I've known, but then again I've never tried the other so I don't know.]
2.Has he now realised that he has a hawse pipe the size of a Dreadnought funnel? no sexual satisfaction there if it don't touch the sides.
4.Rheumatoid Arthritis in both hands and tongue!
5.Wonky knees and elbows
6.Trying to get back into the news[got to be that]
7.Current boyfriend sees him as a sad old Queen past his sell by date

Is it one of those?
No please let him be straight, the gay population washed their hands of him long ago.
And whilst your about it how about having Cliff Richard and a few others I can't be bothered to remember.
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