Barking Mad

Reminds me of way back when the then 7-year-old Daughter was away on holiday with friends and in her absence we discovered that her favourite Guinea Pig had died.

I gathered my two sons and said:

'Two problems here, lads: How to inform her of this sad news? and how shall we dispose of the body?'

Bright as a button from No. 2 Son, aged 14: 'Easy - Just post it to her, solves both problems'.
 
Cue search of pet shops for identical replacement.

As to the original topic............ the stupidity of some people has ceased to amaze me. Worrying sign. Maybe I'm just becoming cynical
 
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