Bar Staff Beware

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  1. A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured
    alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She
    seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As
    he did, she gently caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?'
    she asked, softly stroking his face with both of her hands.

    'Actually, no,' he replied.. 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak
    to him,' she said, as she ran her hands beyond his beard and into his
    hair.

    I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can
    do?

    'Yes, I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her
    forefinger across the bartender's lip and she slyly popped a couple of
    her fingers into his mouth and allowed him to suck them gently.

    'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say?

    Tell him,' she whispered, 'there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or
    paper towels in the bathroom
     
  2. Poo Tash.

    Good Drills.
     
  3. ewww, now i know never to let women put her fingers in my mouth before i ask her to wash them in front of me with soap
     
  4. And the advert at the bottom of the page is for 'faucets' - don't you just love the programming power of t'interweb!!
     
  5. Well, yes. That's the point of the joke you see?
     

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