Banyan Party - new political party for matelots

Should we have a Matelots' Party?

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What about saying that you would pass a law making it mandatory to have Friday afternoons off to travel home, and Wednesday afternoons to play sport/go down the pub/pop round to see your bit of fluff etc?
 
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rosinacarley said:
What about saying that you would pass a law making it mandatory to have Friday afternoons off to travel home, and Wednesday afternoons to play sport/go down the pub/pop round to see your bit of fluff etc?

Do we look like the army?
 
Jenny_Dabber said:
rosinacarley said:
What about saying that you would pass a law making it mandatory to have Friday afternoons off to travel home, and Wednesday afternoons to play sport/go down the pub/pop round to see your bit of fluff etc?

Do we look like the army?

Am sorry, are you telling me that you never had a sports make and mend, or had an ELWE?
 

imom1406

War Hero
1-Dits are only allowed from badgemen and above
2-National sport to be Uckers (no blowbacks)
3-Foriegn policy is based on the best runs ashore
4-CSB to be adopted as the National drink
 

dondon

MIA
imom1406 said:
1-Dits are only allowed from badgemen and above
2-National sport to be Uckers (no blowbacks)
3-Foriegn policy is based on the best runs ashore
4-CSB to be adopted as the National drink

5-Re-intruduce the tot , [can I have Bacardi instead] ,
6-Bring back old Denim no 8s[70s style] ,
7-Get rid of the pussers Beret , [Jack looks a mess in it] ,
8-Sack Des Brown [Defence Sec & Human Rights Lawyer] ,
9-More phots of JD & Rosina please , :roll: :oops:
 

SILVER_FOX

War Hero
Standard party dress to be shorts, loud shirts and flip-flops. The louder your shirt, the higher your status in the party!

We could also profess to be the party against sleaze … well, everyone else says it and doesn’t mean it.

SF
 
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