Had the misfortune to take the aged mother in law for her eye test at the local ophthalmic shop based in the local /ASDA branch St Austell. Having done the shopping the wife and myself wait in the sitting, come waiting room. the shopping trolley tucked neatly beside us so as not to cause obstruction. The mother in law was still in the consulting room, when the door to the room opened and out came the Ophthalmologist at mach2, Bang straight into the shopping trolley. The two receptionists spin round to look, as do some other sad miscreants who were waiting..... without thinking I said "Should have gone to Specsavers" Majority laughed except for the Ophthalmologist....result. One embarressed wife, me in stitches being escorted off the premesis! Any others been banned for engaging mouth before brain?