I've always wanted to paint but can't. Bought a expensive paint set,easel,good brushes etc but it's a no go. Tried to paint the wife but she thu a wobbler saying I painted her wrinkles,in fact is was the paint dripping down the canvas! Tried painting HMS Barham as it exploded,ended up with a red sea and two bits of firewood floating on the surface. Never had time for modern art,dribble some drops of paint on a canvas and label it â€œRN seaman getting a BJ in the paint lockerâ€ ,sell it for a fortune but! Having looked at Banksy's graffiti art in the Sun today I think the man is a genius,no wonder his graffiti sells for up to a million. Time to buy some spray cans I reckon!