Baldness = Evil?

jockpopeye

Lantern Swinger
Book Reviewer
#1
I have having an aguement with one of my colleagues who I was taking the piss out of for being bald, whereas I have the luscious locks of an adonis.

He came back with all the evil people from history have full heads of heir and all the good guys are baldies.

Example: Hitler with hair = evil, Churchill a baldy = Good

Can anyone think of any examples that counter this as if it is allowed to stand the baldies will get ideas above their station, and before you know it the gingers will be demanding equal rights too.
 

jockpopeye

Lantern Swinger
Book Reviewer
#3
That was part of my arguement that in fiction baldness = evil, various baddies from James Bond, Ming the Merciless, The Hood from Thunderbirds etc etc.

He came back with real life baldie, Ghandi
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#5
You could have a point here. I shave my head and i'm a right wanker. However, i'm not evil. How can i be if God tells me to do the things i do?
 
#9
Fuckin Hell I ain't sitting next to Wrecks at the RR do, bald as a coot he is, I may as well sit next to Mother Theresa's sub.
Goody goody two shoes or what.
Still hairy cunts can smell a bit evil so there might be some truth in it.
There again I have a full barnet and I'm as good as gold. (Ninja stoker just hates me cus I'm black and pissed in his thread.) I only did it cus I was led astray by some crayoners, its not a normal activity of mine, no siree.
Ho ho ho.
 
#10
Fuckin Hell I ain't sitting next to Wrecks at the RR do, bald as a coot he is, I may as well sit next to Mother Theresa's sub.
I may have an egg in the nest but I'm not bald yet. I heard you wear a wig 'cos people walking behind you think they're following a Malteser. Besides at the RR meet you ain't allowed to sit down. You'll have fetching and carrying duties to perform as reflects your station in life.
 
#11
I may have an egg in the nest but I'm not bald yet. I heard you wear a wig 'cos people walking behind you think they're following a Malteser. Besides at the RR meet you ain't allowed to sit down. You'll have fetching and carrying duties to perform as reflects your station in life.
I've got hair baldy and you aint.
Nah na na nah na.
I dont need a wig, but if you want I will save all my hair from my hair cuts (thats what people with hair do every three weeks Wrecks)
and I will get you a wig knocked up. Baldy.:pottytrain2::laughing2:

Dreadlocked of Staffordshire.
 
#12
I've got hair baldy and you aint.
Nah na na nah na.
I dont need a wig, but if you want I will save all my hair from my hair cuts (thats what people with hair do every three weeks Wrecks)
and I will get you a wig knocked up. Baldy.:pottytrain2::laughing2:

Dreadlocked of Staffordshire.
Considering your ethnicity I have enough pubic hair but thanks for the offer.
 
#13
Considering your ethnicity I have enough pubic hair but thanks for the offer.
Don't pull your hair out over my post............................oh fuck sorry slip of the tounge.
I'll grow minelong and you can sit next to me and I'll brush it over your head. Does that sound like a plan?
I'm a bastard ain't I.
Baldy.:-D
 
#20
I've got hair baldy and you aint.
Nah na na nah na.
I dont need a wig, but if you want I will save all my hair from my hair cuts (thats what people with hair do every three weeks Wrecks)
and I will get you a wig knocked up. Baldy.:pottytrain2::laughing2:

Dreadlocked of Staffordshire.
I`ll have you know I resemble that remark
 
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