Bah, humbug!

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Shakey, Dec 8, 2006.

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  1. Shakey

    Shakey War Hero

    Christmas? Bah, humbug!

    Grips my shit it does. Gets right on my tits.

    Having to spend loads of time and money buying presents or you're made out to be a miserable rotten bastard if you don't.

    Christmas lights up in town centres before November's even finished.

    Carol singers extoting money at your door.

    Nowt on t' telly apart from Herbie Goes To Fucking Monte Carlo. Again.

    Shit to it all. Shit off Christmas. You're nowt but a shitting cunty bollocks.
  2. geoffg

    geoffg Badgeman

    Say what you mean shakey!! Stop beatin' round the xmas tree!
  3. Lamri

    Lamri New member

    Go Shakey, tell it like it is :)
  4. Jimmy_Green

    Jimmy_Green War Hero

    Concur :D
  5. snapdragon

    snapdragon New member

    And you're certain you're not a miserable rotten bastard?

  6. Shakey

    Shakey War Hero

    Only when I've not been de-spunked recently.
  7. snapdragon

    snapdragon New member

  8. I normally feel exactly the same way. Since the bloody ra**eads started kicking off, though, I'm all for Merry sodding Christmas everywhere; and nativity scenes!
  9. golden_rivet

    golden_rivet Supporters - GCM

    perhaps shakey isn't the only one not getting enough - cheer up you miserable bugger !!!!! :lol:
  10. slim

    slim War Hero

    The only way you know that it is really nearly Christmas is the Easter eggs are in the shops.
  11. onions

    onions Supporters - GCM

    I was going away for Crissy but then found out "The Great Escape" was on telly. Can't miss that!!

    Keep Striving
  12. dondon

    dondon New member

    Yep your right there , 8)
  13. The_Caretaker

    The_Caretaker New member

    Exactly say what you mean, get it off your chest and fcuk christmas.

    Enjoy the new year get pissed get laid and a wonderful hangover, then come back and tell us all about it.
  14. dt018a9667

    dt018a9667 New member

    Same for me and add to it the Americanisation/ commercialisation and bloody Christmas pop songs! Gr.Gr.Gr. please hold on while I explode!

    Rant over.
    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
  15. jesse650

    jesse650 New member

    the only thing I like about xmas now is buying inappropriate prezzies for my two.......oooops three now, nephews 5,3 and 0.......and winding my sister-in-law up.......guns (play although don't think I haven't considered the real thing!) and anything that makes a noise flashes lights.......

    everything else (bar midnight mass which is always special) I concur with shakey
  16. rugger_bob

    rugger_bob New member

  17. snapdragon

    snapdragon New member

    If i were a man, i'd so get one of those.

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