Bah, humbug!

Shakey

War Hero
Christmas? Bah, humbug!

Grips my shit it does. Gets right on my tits.

Having to spend loads of time and money buying presents or you're made out to be a miserable rotten bastard if you don't.

Christmas lights up in town centres before November's even finished.

Carol singers extoting money at your door.

Nowt on t' telly apart from Herbie Goes To ******* Monte Carlo. Again.

Shit to it all. Shit off Christmas. You're nowt but a shitting cunty bollocks.
 

Jimmy_Green

War Hero
Shakey said:
Christmas? Bah, humbug!

Grips my shit it does. Gets right on my tits.

Having to spend loads of time and money buying presents or you're made out to be a miserable rotten bastard if you don't.

Christmas lights up in town centres before November's even finished.

Carol singers extoting money at your door.

Nowt on t' telly apart from Herbie Goes To ******* Monte Carlo. Again.

Shit to it all. Shit off Christmas. You're nowt but a shitting cunty bollocks.

Concur :D
 
I normally feel exactly the same way. Since the bloody ra**eads started kicking off, though, I'm all for Merry sodding Christmas everywhere; and nativity scenes!
 
Passed-over_Loggie said:
I normally feel exactly the same way. Since the bloody ra**eads started kicking off, though, I'm all for Merry sodding Christmas everywhere; and nativity scenes!

perhaps shakey isn't the only one not getting enough - cheer up you miserable bugger !!!!! :lol:
 

dondon

MIA
Passed-over_Loggie said:
I normally feel exactly the same way. Since the bloody ra**eads started kicking off, though, I'm all for Merry sodding Christmas everywhere; and nativity scenes!


Yep your right there , 8)
 
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