Badass Opportunities

Discussion in 'Joining Up - Royal Navy Recruiting' started by Cragger, Nov 3, 2015.

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  1. Hi I have applied as a Warfare Specialist which I have my RT for the role on the 24/11/15 at the Glasgow branch. I was just wondering what the RN has to offer. I want to make the most out my career and not be a p***y or a lazy jake so what opportunities do you get as in can you join the SBS boarding ships and busting drug smugglers or can you even go into a war zone and fight along side the army for example?. I don't want to join the Royal Marines or Army but it would be nice once in a while to do badass things with them.

    I want to server my country in every way possible and come out of the Navy with amazing memories that I can tell my kids (if I ever have any) one day.

    Thanks, Cragger
  2. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    An arse-kicking action man like you will not appreciate being branch changed to Chef when you are too old for Poole Canoe Club.

    You want the "Call of Duty" forum.
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  3. Class !!! Pmsl
  4. Don't bruise the lad's ambitions..............S.T.C. candidate I suspect.
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  5. why don't you want to go in the Royal Marines ?
  6. Requires effort.
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  7. Norman, is that you?
  8. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    Hasn't been new or funny since 2006.
  9. Purple_twiglet

    Purple_twiglet War Hero Moderator

    The STC 'jokes' are about as old as Norman.

    As for the original poster, if this isn't a wind up, then I suspect you need to look at the Royal Marines, not the Royal Navy. Failing that, the real hard cases are the RAF Regiment.
  10. Could always join the plod in Guzz, nothing to do all week and then the occasional bit of excitement, Saturday night down the Barbican (Unionstrasse is dead now), the Argyle/Exeter footy derby's or the Argyle/Pompey footy games.

    North Hill kicks off now and again with all the students at Plymouth Uni victualled in the area ;)
  11. I thought I could smell stale piss, someone woke up the "I don't find STC funny any more" club up. You may not like it but others do, get over it.
  12. Purple_twiglet

    Purple_twiglet War Hero Moderator

    Yup, and there are plenty of places on this site where you can tell your STC jokes, but not on the newbies forum for very good reason.
  13. Methinks you could do with a charisma transplant.

    There's more to life than being pissed with your own self importance constantly.
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  14. Purple_twiglet

    Purple_twiglet War Hero Moderator


    Surely you could try and come up with something vaguely original?
  15. I see that a seman specialist gets to board other hostile boats/ships with guns?
  16. Nah, can't be bothered where you're concerned. I would sooner lick a dead bulldog's ringpiece.
  17. Purple_twiglet

    Purple_twiglet War Hero Moderator

    Each to their own. I personally find it very funny that you are getting so angry, and so worked up because a small internet forum moderator team has said that a tired dull joke isn't appropriate on one small part of the site.

    Big hugs to you Scran Bag and keep smiling, for the world smiles with you :)
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  18. Me angry.....................nah.

    Thanks for your kind thoughts but I'll decline the offer of hugs, if I may.
  19. Guys can we please stop arguing! Most of you are in the Royal Navy so why argue like kids? Can we please get back to the topic of this post?
  20. I see that a seman specialist gets to board other hostileboats/ships with guns?

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