Has anyone got any advice for a bad back. I've just spent the lunch hour trying to suck myself off in the office and I've hurt my back. I think it may have been associated with the position I was in. Basically I was bollocky buff and trying to do a backward roll type position so I could chew my own root. Even though I'm rigged like a fukking Zanzibar Teddy Boy and I was hard at the time I was still a couple of frustrating inches too short and all I managed to achieved was a face full of my own man milk. Anyway, to cut a long story short, my fukking back's now killing me and to make matters worse the kunt who shares the office with me was giving me fukking dogs abuse whilst I was attempting this difficult feat by saying that I was putting him off his lunchtime chocolate doughnut. As if that wasn't bad enough he then started trying to use my upturned hoop as a pen holder. Cheeky fukking kunt.....there's fukking thousands of fukkers out there who would give their left nad to share an office with me, let alone watch me auto fellate myself.