Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by dondon, Jan 5, 2011.

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  1. A guy is about to get it on with a girl he's fancied for ages but just before he does , she says , "i've got to say , I'm as flat as a pancake."
    "Don't be stupid , you've got great tits," he says. However , when he unhooks her bra the fake tits fall out.
    "Well , if we're being honest , I'm hung like a baby," he admits.
    "It doesn't matter , it's how you use it that counts , the girl replies.
    She takes off his kecks and is greeted by a monstrous dick , bigger than anything she's ever seen before. Confused she says ,"I thought you said you were hung like a baby!"
    "I am -9 pounds 4 ounces and 18 inches!"

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