BABY TALK

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A guy is about to get it on with a girl he's fancied for ages but just before he does , she says , "i've got to say , I'm as flat as a pancake."
"Don't be stupid , you've got great tits," he says. However , when he unhooks her bra the fake tits fall out.
"Well , if we're being honest , I'm hung like a baby," he admits.
"It doesn't matter , it's how you use it that counts , the girl replies.
She takes off his kecks and is greeted by a monstrous dick , bigger than anything she's ever seen before. Confused she says ,"I thought you said you were hung like a baby!"
"I am -9 pounds 4 ounces and 18 inches!"
 
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