A guy is about to get it on with a girl he's fancied for ages but just before he does , she says , "i've got to say , I'm as flat as a pancake." "Don't be stupid , you've got great tits," he says. However , when he unhooks her bra the fake tits fall out. "Well , if we're being honest , I'm hung like a baby," he admits. "It doesn't matter , it's how you use it that counts , the girl replies. She takes off his kecks and is greeted by a monstrous dick , bigger than anything she's ever seen before. Confused she says ,"I thought you said you were hung like a baby!" "I am -9 pounds 4 ounces and 18 inches!"