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War Hero
Three little 8 year old kids, a girl and two boys are in the primary school play.
The little girl just stands on the stage and the first little boy has to walk on and say,
'Fair maiden I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope.'
The second little boy then runs on and says, 'Hark, a pistol shot!'
All through rehersals everything goes well, on the big night they're on stage, the curtains go back, they see all the doting parents in the hall, and panic!
The little girl stands there quivering and the first boy walks on and says,
'Fair midden,I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.'
Second boy runs on and shouts, 'Hark, a shistol pot, a postil shit, cowshit, bullshit, ah bollocks, I didn't want to be in the feckiing play anyway!'
 
Always wanted to visit South Island in the winter . ;)
Be good to see you at Spice Island again, too - But did you get up to Largs last year??

https://largsvikingfestival.co.uk/ <---- t'was a hoot one summer in late '70's when our team rowed down from the 'burg (suitable rigged as Viking marauders in 'modified' whalers from Fazzers) to re-enact that lost battle with the local defenders.

...obvious that drink was taken and we raised a fair few ££ for a local charidee. Happy daze indeed.
 

Stirlin

War Hero
Be good to see you at Spice Island again, too - But did you get up to Largs last year??

https://largsvikingfestival.co.uk/ <---- t'was a hoot one summer in late '70's when our team rowed down from the 'burg (suitable rigged as Viking marauders in 'modified' whalers from Fazzers) to re-enact that lost battle with the local defenders.

...obvious that drink was taken and we raised a fair few ££ for a local charidee. Happy daze indeed.

Nope , I would have posted some pics if I had.
 
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