I have my red wings but not brown or gold.
Perhaps it's time to visit again that well known war zone of Bangkok in an attempt to win both those prestigious awards.
After my last visit to that city I thought I might have become a casualty but I was well looked after onboard by the LMA and made a full recovery. I did however take more expert advice on returning to Blighty and found that it was nothing but a scare. Phew!!