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  1. Did you know?
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  2. Oh dearie me ,has it really come to this ?
  3. Hold on, this could work out. Think of all those lovley Avon lady parties you could have on the new Type 45's! With todays mixed manning (??) ships and all the spare time and Ipods and laptops maybe this is a way for the younger pluggedin generation to actually meet each other.

    Also when foriegn, think of the opportunities there, no more need for a cock n arse, just pull up alongside and have a Avon meeting.

    The possibilities reallly are endless.
  4. I'd prefer to be an Ann Summers rep, demonstrating clockwork cucumbers on willing ladies :lol:
  5. Will there be MILF's ???
  6. :lol: :lol:
  7. You two do remember what Splits look like right? Even after 10 (sorry Joss I mean 3) Red Hand grenades the buffer still looks better.
  8. Perhaps some alcohoool may help in that respect?
  9. :? :? :?

    But - but I though Red Grenades are alcoholic. Don't they do alcoholic cans no more!!!!!

    Or did I lose something in the interpretation! :? :roll:
  10. Ding Dong Avon calling!
    'Anyone want to buy a dodgy ex MOD engine then?'
    Or have I got this all wrong?
  11. Knock knock - Who's there ? Avon and yer doorbell's knackerd smelly !!!
  12. Nope, it's my fault. I didn't know what a Red Hand grenade is\was.
    I did a gulf deployment in 87 on 8 cans on cider and three of those were for mess guests. Joys of being a lightweight drinker and a Golly watchkeeper.... <sigh>
  13. My last Avon lady was a fella!

    True dit.

  14. Thingy ? :)
  15. Glad it was you - I didn't want to think I was going Ga-Ga this early!!! :lol:

    Standard war cry in the mess was "GRENADE", closely followed by your next can airborne in the hope you'd miss it. Can would then bounce and explode when you pierced it cascading beer over the assembled throng in the mess square!!!!!

    Oh Happy days. :wink:
  16. Do they still do the pirate soap on a rope?
  17. My last fella was an Avon Lady !!

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