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  1. Olive_Jobs

    Olive_Jobs New member

    Did you know?
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  2. 4to8

    4to8 New member

    Oh dearie me ,has it really come to this ?
  3. alacrity174

    alacrity174 War Hero

    Hold on, this could work out. Think of all those lovley Avon lady parties you could have on the new Type 45's! With todays mixed manning (??) ships and all the spare time and Ipods and laptops maybe this is a way for the younger pluggedin generation to actually meet each other.

    Also when foriegn, think of the opportunities there, no more need for a cock n arse, just pull up alongside and have a Avon meeting.

    The possibilities reallly are endless.
  4. WreckerL

    WreckerL War Hero

    I'd prefer to be an Ann Summers rep, demonstrating clockwork cucumbers on willing ladies :lol:
  5. 4to8

    4to8 New member

    Will there be MILF's ???
  6. :lol: :lol:
  7. alacrity174

    alacrity174 War Hero

    You two do remember what Splits look like right? Even after 10 (sorry Joss I mean 3) Red Hand grenades the buffer still looks better.
  8. flymo

    flymo War Hero

    Perhaps some alcohoool may help in that respect?
  9. Waspie

    Waspie War Hero

    :? :? :?

    But - but I though Red Grenades are alcoholic. Don't they do alcoholic cans no more!!!!!

    Or did I lose something in the interpretation! :? :roll:
  10. sussex2

    sussex2 Supporters - GCM

    Ding Dong Avon calling!
    'Anyone want to buy a dodgy ex MOD engine then?'
    Or have I got this all wrong?
  11. Dicky

    Dicky Badgeman

    Knock knock - Who's there ? Avon and yer doorbell's knackerd smelly !!!
  12. flymo

    flymo War Hero

    Nope, it's my fault. I didn't know what a Red Hand grenade is\was.
    I did a gulf deployment in 87 on 8 cans on cider and three of those were for mess guests. Joys of being a lightweight drinker and a Golly watchkeeper.... <sigh>
  13. Jerry_Hatrick

    Jerry_Hatrick New member

    My last Avon lady was a fella!

    True dit.

  14. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned

    Thingy ? :)
  15. Waspie

    Waspie War Hero

    Glad it was you - I didn't want to think I was going Ga-Ga this early!!! :lol:

    Standard war cry in the mess was "GRENADE", closely followed by your next can airborne in the hope you'd miss it. Can would then bounce and explode when you pierced it cascading beer over the assembled throng in the mess square!!!!!

    Oh Happy days. :wink:
  16. spearfish

    spearfish New member

    Do they still do the pirate soap on a rope?
  17. Dicky

    Dicky Badgeman

    My last fella was an Avon Lady !!

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