Fcuk me that's funny. Unfortunately after every news bulletin they flash up a few pics of the 170+ people who have lost their lives in this disaster which kind of takes the edge off it. Maybe I'd find it funny if it was your house burnt down, your family burned alive.
I know it's only jack humour but have a thought mate. This isn't the messdeck, this site is seen around the world.
A man recieves a phone call from the hospital saying his wifes about to give birth, so he drives like fcuk to get there and the doctor says "the babies beautiful, doing great andyour wifes recovering superbly"
On entering the room, the man finds it empty, the man says 'what the fucks going on?' And the doctor says 'april fool, your wifes dead and your babies a spastic'.
What do Bjorn Bjorg and Michael Watson have in common?
Ones a swede the others a cabbage.
And my personal favourite;
Whats pink and red and silver and crawls into walls screaming?