Aussie humour.

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  1. A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Sydney and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

    Interested he goes to learn more. 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.

    The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, 'Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynecologist.

    You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions.

    Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.

    There's an annual salary of $58,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to Melbourne.'

    'Oh why, is that where the job's based?'

    'No - that's where the end of the queue is'

    It tickled me so I thought I'd pass it on.

  2. Sorry, The que is now at Perth.
  3. Sexual foreplay Australian style.

    "Brace yourself Bruce"
  4. Perth in Scotland? :w00t:
  5. OK...

    How does an Australian get a small buisness?

    Inherits a big one and waits!

    arf arf
  6. Bruce: "Sheila would you like a shag"
    Sheila: "No thanks Bruce"
    Bruce: "Do mind laying back while I have one then?"

  7. An Aussie kiss is............

    ..........................The same as a French one, but Down under.

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