Aussie Blondes

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  1. A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
    and moves to the First Class section and sits down.

    The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She
    then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she
    will have to go and sit in the back .

    The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
    and I'm staying right here!'

    The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
    co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that
    belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

    The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because
    she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and
    she will have to leave and return to her original seat.

    The blonde replies, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and
    I'm staying right here!'

    Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use. And that he
    probably should have the police waiting when they
    land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

    The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde?' 'I'll handle this, I'm married to
    a blonde, and I speak blonde!'

    He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm
    sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy

    The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
    to make her move without any fuss.

    The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."

    geoff(ers) :nemo:

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