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    1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie , Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
    Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

    2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

    3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.

    4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

    5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

    6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure

    7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

    8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him,
    in yer ain family.

    9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

    10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

    11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

    12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding
    day date.

    13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the

    14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,
    irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.

    15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

    16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.

    17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

    18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

    19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .

    20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard
    these words...

    how's it hingin
    get it up ye
    wee beasties
    arse bandit
    away an bile yer heid
    humphey backit
    baw bag
    dubble nuggit

    Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has
    just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back,
    with his rear end aimed at an electric fire.
    The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
    Ayrshire bacon?"
    "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."

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