At last. A punch up we can win.

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Montigny-La-Palisse, Dec 31, 2010.

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  1. We could send a carrier just off shore full of Harriers, ideal for this type of job!! :?

    Bollocks, there a flaw in the plan!!! :(

    Happy New Year Monty :D
  2. You must have overlooked the bit where Hague said that he was not talking about deploying British troops, but as it only said that three times in that really long article (eleven sentences!) you can be forgiven for that minor oversight.
  3. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Also, before Billy "straight" Hague starts rattling sabres, Wiki indicates they may well have more firepower than us, per mile of coast;

  4. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Oh bollocks to that. I'm sure Monty can get hold of some seaworthy vessel. I'm in. It would be just like Umboto Gorge. Now that was a battle and a half. It would have been worse if they had real weapons instead of sharpened fruit.
  5. Will there be child soldiers? Please tell there'll be child soldiers.

    It's like shooting a pillow- shit goes everywhere.
  6. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Oh yes. And some candidates for African Infantryman of the Year. It'll be like shooting pikeys at a wedding.
  7. Fucking right- it'll be like watching an RNR Weapons Handling Test.
  8. For the uninitiated.
  9. Is there any oil over there?

    If no, then there's not a cat chance in hell we'll be going.

    If yes, then I'm surprised the forces haven't already been deployed.
  10. Dude, I've had my mask on since Monday, and I've zeroed my GPMG low to catch the kids.
  11. Sorry mate. wrong tricolore. the potato munchers were the ones that fought us to a stand still, then took a big 'loan' of money from us. These are black, french speaking potato munchers, :D
  12. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I thought skiffing was outlawed by the Geneva Convention? If we are going to ignore that, i'm not washing my arse. I'll skiff and hand out Mexican Bum Wanks as perfected by 7 RHA, the filthy swine.
  13. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Can I come along? It'll make a change to fcuk a blackie without paying for it. It's also been a while since I slapped a spud muncher.
  14. "X-Factor" winners J.L.S. have already been covertly inserted
    into the country by a second hand diesel boat. Their mission is
    to double tap all the kids that have reached Level 10 in
    *Call of Duty - Black Ops*. (Available at Game £34.99)

    The rest should then be a piece of piss.

    (Pop Superstars J.L.S. on special covert operations)
  15. Yeeeees.

    Which is why it's in Lil's and not current affairs you chewer.

    I take it you don't fancy coming wog slapping with us then?
  16. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Are we allowed iPods?
  17. You're allowed whatever you like, these lot will be a pushover. VC's allround, all we have to do is get a bit cutoff and spend two days defending a mission station.

  18. Only this time, we can have GPMGs.
  19. Awesome, can I wear a pith helmet?


    Jolly good.

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