Ashley cole 'dating' an ex wren

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Rachelthree, May 30, 2013.

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  1. Nice tits, but the jaw and man-like features put me off a little...
  2. "Mediocre premiershite footballer dates slapper."

    Hold the front page.
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  3. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Horrible bolt on tits. At least Cheryl is naturally divs.
  4. Definately a downgrade.
  5. I bet she got her task book signed off quickly.

    By glamour model standards she's decidedly average however by wren standards she's a Goddess. I bet lads were queuing up to sniff the bog seat after she went for a shit.
  6. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    We aren''t that hard up for subject matter. Try harder.
  7. FM, are you talking about Cole or the bint?
  8. It is just because i was watching the valleys and then went for a dig around to see if she had done anything interesting. Anyway time is merely an instrument crafted by people to create identifiable signposts in the cycle of the earth, dates are just numbers and words (or some other deep sounding comment regarding time being irrelevent but that actually makes little sense). Might not be that hard up but not much going on on here so don't see the harm personally :)
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  9. Answer would appear to be "no" then.
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  10. Pretty much :D
  11. Funny you should mention that Wits, because one night at Sultan bop........
  12. Incorrect. You should have seen her when she used to serve sandwiches in Newcastle. All monobrow, sideburns, tache and teeth like burnt chips.

    She's a fucking stinker.
  13. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Okay, at least the tits then????
  14. Judging by her grid I would expect hairy nips.
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  15. Cheryl's got some God awful mahoosive chav tats as well plus if she's that hirsute, she must have a mott like a camels footprint if she doesn't take a strimmer to it on a daily basis.
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  16. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Agree wrt the tats wrecks, she's made a bit of a mess of herself. Lovely eyes though (unless Monty is about to tell me that they're glass!!!)
  17. She is a fucking pig. Head like a collapsed lung, shit tits and should have remained in 8's. Sure she has been divered as we are all essence.
  18. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    To be honest, i stopped reading after "Topless bisexual nympho" and started pulling the head clean off it.

    Rats or not, i'd smash that all night. The fucking filthy topless bisexual nympho.
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  19. She's not old enough to be an ex-Wren.

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