Was into some serious weight training in Collingwood a few years ago and me and my mate went to buy some of the big 5 litre bottles of water at asda.
He dumped his on the conveyor belt at checkout and it just exploded, pissed all over the checkout, shorted it out and embarrased the shite out of him. Couldn't breathe for laughing.
Also heard a couple arguing once in asda and she shouts at him " I didn't fcuking do it, safeguard"!!! He just walked off shouting " I don't belive you just fcuking safeguarded me in Asda".
You had to be there....