As you get older ...


msgsmiley said:
And Sgt Peppers's Mum has a glass eye with a goldfish in it.

I hung a picture of his mum on my wall and the wall fell down.

Someone told me his mum fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

When Sgt Pepper was born, the doctor slapped his mum instead of his bottom.
I don't get it. If he had a picture of SPB's mum on his wall why would he need someone to tell him what she looked like?

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