Two mates gassing in the pub:
"You know, Eric, when I was 18 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. When I was 25, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard and was sober. By the time I was 35, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem even if I had a few drinks. I'm 48 next week and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand, even when I'm drunk as a skunk."
"So," Eric says, "What's your point?"
"Well," replies Larry, "the point is, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm going to get."
:wink:
"You know, Eric, when I was 18 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. When I was 25, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard and was sober. By the time I was 35, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem even if I had a few drinks. I'm 48 next week and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand, even when I'm drunk as a skunk."
"So," Eric says, "What's your point?"
"Well," replies Larry, "the point is, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm going to get."
:wink: