As salâm ‘alekum

Right, well travelled, educated souls that you all are, does anybody on here have the capability to read Arabic (gulf states) script? There must be some CTs who have some time on their hands sat in your little shack.

I have a letter in my possession I need translated and I'm too tight to pay for it.

Shukran,

 

Send it this way. My mate said she'll give it a bash

 

Sweet, let me work out how to scan the fcuker and I'll send it your way.

 

I can translate without seeing it, it says 'kill the westerners'

Just Google 'translator' and you can do it yourself after you have scanned it in.

 

I can get away with doing that with French and German, unfortunately Arabic is a little more complicated than that and I can pretty much speak the fcuker.

 

It's just English you have trouble with, then?

 

Hoi, I peak good England.

 

Its a bill from that Cairo pox-doctor Monty

 

8O

 

We had a CT on the bridge during a Suez Canal transit who told us later that the Arab pilot said some most unkind things about our Vasco.