Arsenal trophy cabinet

Salty-Dog

Lantern Swinger
#8
Received this from a Spurs <spit> fan -

Suppose they sit further down the table!!

Music must be - Things can only get better - hopefully

SD

ARSENAL F.C.
End of Season Dinner Dance

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2008
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED


Guest speaker:
Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#9
Thieves took advantage of the " Battle of Britain " Champions League match between Liverpool and Arsenal on Wednesday night to burgle two more footballers homes. The first unfortunate player was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard. The crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many of Gerrard's own medals. Amongst the items currently being hunted by police are:

* 2 FA Cup winners medals
* FA Youth Cup winners medal
* 2 League Cup winners medals
* Champions League winners medal
* UEFA Cup winners medal
* 2 Super Cup winners medals
* 2 Charity Shield winners medals

They also took a number of personal awards including Player of the Year, Young Player of the Year and his much cherished MBE.

The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas. Thieves are thought to have escaped with a kettle and a toaster.

:wink:
 
#11
brigham600 said:
thingy said:
Tragic! But then it is Arsenal, so what do you expect? :biggrin:
Perhaps you should buy it Steve, then you can fill it with your male trophies, 'Arse and all'
I deffo need a Youngish Brigham in it (complete with semaphore flags in the Oscar position, please ;) ) ... oh yes, and a Sarge in the 'ello 'ello 'ello' position! :biggrin:

sgtpepperband said:
...much cherished MBE.

The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas. Thieves are thought to have escaped with a kettle and a toaster.

:wink:
I must admit the ribbon is a very nice colour! :biggrin:
 

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