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Around the World in 80 runs ashore.

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
2_deck_dash said:
WreckerL said:
I'll wait until Malta. the Guts gone now but there is still Marsovin, Hopleaf and Cisk to imbibe in. I can't believe the Donkey's Flip Flop, Captains Cabin or Irish town didn't get a mention on the Gib run or are we still there and I've just woken up on the beach at Europa point (again!!!!)

Alright Trigger!

2_deck_dash said:
Gib! It can only mean one thing:


Fair one, in my defence the donkey phot came up but just a red cross for the flip flop phot. Worked alright later on in the thread :oops: ...or I've had too many JC's if that's possible
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
FlagWagger said:
I think someone should have a few words with the NO - did he miss Lisbon on purpose, or do we pick it up on the homeward run; can't miss the Texas Bar or the Copenhagen Bar.

I think it's planned as a fuel stop on the way back. I'll beat the Navs Yo for messing up the charts again.

Anyway I heard harbour stations has been brought forward to this evening so drink up everyone, plenty more top stops in the Med after this one.
 

Drakey

War Hero
WreckerL is already pissed. He posted the same dit twice. Lock him up and tell him to report to the Joss at oh 8 dubs.

Lisbon is not planned for the return journey. I heard in the NAAFI queue that we're going to Brest instead.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Drakey said:
WreckerL is already pissed. He posted the same dit twice. Lock him up and tell him to report to the Joss at oh 8 dubs.

Lisbon is not planned for the return journey. I heard in the NAAFI queue that we're going to Brest instead.

I don't know how that happened, blame IGS. Report to the Joss!!!! Where's the fcuking Cox'n gone????
 

FlagWagger

GCM
Book Reviewer
Drakey said:
WreckerL is already pissed. He posted the same dit twice. Lock him up and tell him to report to the Joss at oh 8 dubs.

Lisbon is not planned for the return journey. I heard in the NAAFI queue that we're going to Brest instead.

Better keep the dinosaur better know as higthepig under close observation then - he apparently has a history with French birds and we dont want (another) diplomatic incident caused by runs ashore!
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Come on then lads, where is the next stop? I've always wanted to go to Valetta to be honest. Can someone put a word in to Navs?
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
2_deck_dash said:
Come on then lads, where is the next stop? I've always wanted to go to Valetta to be honest. Can someone put a word in to Navs?

What about Sardinia, Nice, Monaco and other sunny spots enroute (Italy's always good for cheap plonk)
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
WreckerL said:
2_deck_dash said:
Come on then lads, where is the next stop? I've always wanted to go to Valetta to be honest. Can someone put a word in to Navs?

What about Sardinia, Nice, Monaco and other sunny spots enroute (Italy's always good for cheap plonk)

Sounds good, I was in Nice recently actually. You choose, I heard the skipper is open to suggestions.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
2_deck_dash said:
WreckerL said:
2_deck_dash said:
Come on then lads, where is the next stop? I've always wanted to go to Valetta to be honest. Can someone put a word in to Navs?

What about Sardinia, Nice, Monaco and other sunny spots enroute (Italy's always good for cheap plonk)

Sounds good, I was in Nice recently actually. You choose, I heard the skipper is open to suggestions.

Fcuk it, do them all. You can only get banned once :D
 

pugfrom83

Lantern Swinger
Sorry Gents, but as self appointed NO (Temp appointment only). We are now alongside in Palma, Minibus's are at alert 5 and ready to proceed to Magaluf.
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
In that case I believe Nice is the next stop.

Let's go classy and have a few bevs in the Hotel du Cap over in Antibes.


Oops: Sorry Navs, Magaluf it is. Can we go to Antibes later though? I still have a pash there from last time.
 

Drakey

War Hero
pugfrom83 said:
Sorry Gents, but as self appointed NO (Temp appointment only). We are now alongside in Palma, Minibus's are at alert 5 and ready to proceed to Magaluf.

There's a coach load of nurses on the jetty ready for the Senior Rates piss up. Let's hijack them and show them how to have a good time.
 

digger84

War Hero
Do you hear there, Navs is back now back onboard, I have just landed in Palma Airport, bloody duty driver was late as usual. I had to attend a exercise brief in Naples for 3 days. The ship will be taking part in a five nation excerise taking place off Malta for 1 week which will involve the ship acting as Air Defence for the Ocean and Bulwank and also providing NGS. we will also having a stand down in malta before moving through the med stopping at many ports i think 10 a least before we hit the suez that is all.....
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
digger84 said:
Do you hear there, Navs is back now back onboard, I have just landed in Palma Airport, bloody duty driver was late as usual. I had to attend a exercise brief in Naples for 3 days. The ship will be taking part in a five nation excerise of Malta or 1 week which will involve the ship acting as Air Defence for the Ocean and Bulwank and also providing NGS. we will also having a stand down in malta before moving through the med stopping at many ports i think 10 a least before we hit the suez that is all.....

Awesome, I heard from the Chogi's number 2 that we might be going to Soudha Bay and Limassol, is this true? There is a whore house in Limassol where I got done over a few years back and I would love to get my own back on the bastards.
 

digger84

War Hero
Last time i went into Soudha Bay it was on Lusty on midnight leave, we had a riot in the streets. It all started when a scouse dabber nicked a locals moped. The local chavs went mental we were all sat on the buses waiting to go back to the Nato fueling pier when all hell let loose everyone got of the bus and started having a rucas with the locals i got knocked out recovered and went to buy an ice cream walked back past all the fighting not knowing where i was police came sorted it all out went back onboard. happy days.

By the way this time the Chogi is correct we have to pull into Soudha Bay for some Chogi Dust
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
digger84 said:
Last time i went into Soudha Bay it was on Lusty on midnight leave, we had a riot in the streets. It all started when a scouse dabber nicked a locals moped. The local chavs went mental we were all sat on the buses waiting to go back to the Nato fueling pier when all hell let loose everyone got of the bus and started having a rucas with the locals i got knocked out recovered and went to buy an ice cream walked back past all the fighting not knowing where i was police came sorted it all out went back onboard. happy days.

By the way this time the Chogi is correct we have to pull into Soudha Bay for some Chogi Dust

A few beers last time I was there on the Fort Vic:

Edited for Persec.
 

Dazza

Badgeman
Hi Ya shipwreaks. New joiner! Hoy my kitbag down the mess. But not allowed ashore have 2 weeks nines for shitting on a plate and depositing it in the wardroom fridge. Also caught a dose off some slapper in Pompey. Think it was a bird anyhow!!

Knuckle dragger!!
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Dazza said:
Hi Ya shipwreaks. New joiner! Hoy my kitbag down the mess. But not allowed ashore have 2 weeks nines for shitting on a plate and depositing it in the wardroom fridge. Also caught a dose off some slapper in Pompey. Think it was a bird anyhow!!

Nice one shippers, you will fit right in. What branch are you?
 

Stirling

Banned
Sub sunk ex in BofBiscuits so it is back to Gib for quick re-fuel, after sub sunk ex sail for Simonstown where you catch the first train to Cape Town to catch crabs/gons/syph.
 

2_deck_dash

War Hero
Sterling_Stirling said:
Sub sunk ex in BofBiscuits so it is back to Gib for quick re-fuel, after sub sunk ex sail for Simonstown where you catch the first train to Cape Town to catch crabs/gons/syph.

Woah there shippers, Navs didn't have that planned until much later in the trip.

I heard we are refuelling in Limassol with a some AT at the RAF base. Then out on the smash in Ayia Napa.
 
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