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Army vs RAF ladies football match 20 Mar 13

So I'm the match referee for the above fixture (free entry btw at the stadium), but of course I find myself needing some tips from you fine upstanding gentlemen on how I should referee the game.

if it helps, the majority of the RAF team are quite divs.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
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Insist on personally carrying out sex tests on all players, some of the Army ones will be borderline female.
 

Pontius

War Hero
Women's football?

What do you mean, Blackrat? I thought it was ONLY women that played the stupid game. Bunch of mincing hairdressers.

(Apart from Vinnie Jones, 'cos I liked him in Lock Stock & Snatch =-))
 
Well, I think I managed to upset the ENTIRE RAF contingent...

Gave a penalty for shirt tugging and the RAF moaned about not being given a warning (despite them being punished for other offences all over the place) the actual score was 3-0 to the army. On yellow cards though, 5-1 to the RAF. Plus a misconduct for a player saying I'd taken a bribe.

An interesting afternoon!
 

Blackrat

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Look, maybe it's just me, but did you say women's football? I'm still unsure whether this is an uber wind up or not. They'll be playing fucking rugby next.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Wait until they get the vote BR. Mark my words, we'll be in a world of hurt then as they'll end up MP's, in the cabinet or even PM.
 
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