Army vs RAF ladies football match 20 Mar 13

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  1. So I'm the match referee for the above fixture (free entry btw at the stadium), but of course I find myself needing some tips from you fine upstanding gentlemen on how I should referee the game.

    if it helps, the majority of the RAF team are quite divs.
     
  2. Insist on personally carrying out sex tests on all players, some of the Army ones will be borderline female.
     
  3. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Don't forget to enforce the swapping shirts rule at the end of the game/
     
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  4. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Women's football? Good lord above! They'll be on ships next.
     
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  5. What do you mean, Blackrat? I thought it was ONLY women that played the stupid game. Bunch of mincing hairdressers.

    (Apart from Vinnie Jones, 'cos I liked him in Lock Stock & Snatch =-))
     
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  7. Well, I think I managed to upset the ENTIRE RAF contingent...

    Gave a penalty for shirt tugging and the RAF moaned about not being given a warning (despite them being punished for other offences all over the place) the actual score was 3-0 to the army. On yellow cards though, 5-1 to the RAF. Plus a misconduct for a player saying I'd taken a bribe.

    An interesting afternoon!
     
  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Look, maybe it's just me, but did you say women's football? I'm still unsure whether this is an uber wind up or not. They'll be playing fucking rugby next.
     
  9. Safeguard, women's football.

    It was on the same day as the army rugby cup final.
     
  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    The world's gone fucking insane.
     
  11. Wait until they get the vote BR. Mark my words, we'll be in a world of hurt then as they'll end up MP's, in the cabinet or even PM.
     
  12. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    I'm still awaiting the pics.
     
  13. I found a video of the match:

     
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