Lantern Swinger
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the

Helicopter in front of the White House, he was

Carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention,

Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir." :???: :???:

The President replies "These are not pigs. These

are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for

Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of

The House Nancy Pelosi." :lol: :lol:

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,

Salutes, and says,

"Excellent trade, Sir." :twisted: :twistedregards ping bosun

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