Four things that you personally would not find funny but would have the rest of us dining out for years.... 1. You catch a dose from the wife.. 2. You follow through a 2 pint squirty one in your local whilst going 'commando' in white jeans.. 3. You pass said dose onto your girlfriend.. 4. Your wifes lover turns out to be your dad.. Only one of the above has happened to me..